Thought For the Day!
 

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out window, "P I G !"
Man yells out window, " B I T C H "
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day :
If only men would listen.

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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Man yells out window, " B I T C H "
Woman yells out window, "B A S T A R D !"
Woman rounds next curve
Crashes into a poor defenceless female dog in middle of road.

Thought For The Day :
If only women would listen.



:D

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That reminds me of a story about a guy who was skiing and got decapitated by a duck flying by. what do you say? "Duck!"

ouch!

that is waaay to funny!!

LOL
:bonk:

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