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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know..... :boobies:
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Originally posted by Panky
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know..... :boobies:
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They don't have to be the BIGGEST ...
but they have to be nice to look at, most definately !! :D
BTW ... I need my 5 grand back :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Panky
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

I don't think 5 grands are enough for that....:D

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Originally posted by wsjb78
I don't think 5 grands are enough for that....:D

Hmmm.... tell ya what.... you give me 5 grand, and I will let you know in 5 days hehehehehehe

twinkley

i like big titties also, wow what a story, thanks you have given me hope =)

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
They don't have to be the BIGGEST ...
but they have to be nice to look at, most definately !! :D BTW ... I need my 5 grand back :rolleyes:

LOL smartie... Since you don't like them anymore, then I guess I'll find someone who does. I'm keeping the 5 grand as payment for putting up with you.

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I'll have the girl who invested the 5 grands, made 25 on it, gave me back my 5, spent 5 grands on a total makeover (to please herself), 5 on a boob job (to please herself) (but not bigger than C cup thank you very much if she wants to please me too), showers me with 5 grands of gifts (for no other reason than to please herself) and kept the remaining five to make another 25 for herself (that one's to please ME) ...

That's pimpin' !

Note for the mathematically inclined: it works,but only if done in the Bahamas or some other tax haven.