Pee in the cemetery!!!!
 

Two women go out one Saturday night without their
husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both
of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed
the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to wipe herself
with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean
herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm
not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
ribbon from a nearby flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two
were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties..."
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home
with a card stuck to her ass that read "We will never
forget you." :bonk:

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When I was 19 ....I was dating this psychotic chick for over a year, who was 5 years older than me ...

After over a year of putting up with her bullshit, I dumped her ....
Every day for 2 weeks she phoned me CRYING to come back ...

After 2 weeks of this, I bought a really good sympathy card, (said something like "Thinking about you in your time of loss"), and dropped it in her mailbox.

I never heard from her again :p

Ouch! :eek: