Totaly Useless information You Just Got To Know !!
 

Just thought you all wanted to know this...

If you highlight the smileys on this board they get a realy cool chinese kinda look

:) :( :o :confused:

Now ain't you just thrilled that i told you that huh ???? :D

Taass,

You don't get out much do you? :bonk:

What in the world gave you that idea :confused: <--looook he get's realy chinese looking too *rofl*:D

To be honest.. I'm borred like hell today, It's Been raining and windy all day here and i'm not realy in the mood to get much work done :rolleyes:

And by the way.. that realy was very usefull information !!!!!:D

even more useless info:
it is impossible to kiss the tip of your own elbow....







and 95% of the people you tell that to will try it...




and fail......

I failed :(

more useless info:

A Holstein cow's spots are like a fingerprint or a snowflake; no two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.

Just thought everybody wanted to know this :confused:

the only word in the english language to use all vowels and in order

a,e,i,o,u, y


Facetiously

..i tried :D

I'll keep that in mind the next time i need to identify a Holstein cow :rolleyes:

pretty funny

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

I Just love American law..it's so..ehhmm..logic :confused:

How about this one.....

Marijuana was not illegal in the United States until October 1, 1937, when Congress passed the "Marijuana Tax Act". Total debate time on the House of Representatives floor concerning this issue: 90 seconds. This act did not actually ban the substance - it simply said that one could not sell marijuana without a license. Of course, Congress refused to issue any licenses. Congress finally banned marijuana outright in 1970.

Now how could anyone live a normal life without this information ?

-It's against the law to Tie a giraffe to a telephone pole in Atlanta !


-Most Elephants weigh less then the tounge of the blue whale.!

Inspired by Taass and Evil Chris....

Illinois: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.

Kentucky: All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the
apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.

Oregon: People may not whistle underwater.

South Dakota: If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

:D