redneck time
 

you might be a redneck if............

::-| I'm speechless! (Enjoy...doesn't happen often ;) )

Damnit, uncle Roy!!!

I told you to enclose the porch!

hmm I don't see the resemblance. Now if ya want me to REALLY believe that's ya uncle, I say you gotta take a pic on the bowl too. hehehe :bonk:

You Might Be a High-Tech Redneck If...


If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

If the sticker on your computer says, "My other computer is a laptop."

If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

If your wife said either she or the computer "had to go," and you still don't miss her.

If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

If you start all your e-mails with the words: "Howdy y'all!"

You've ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.

When your friends comment on your "nice boots" and you say "Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."

When you're honked off at your computer warranty because it doesn't cover damage from "Bovine Saliva."

When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.

When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."

If you've ever been to "http://www.hee-haw.com."

When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.

When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.

When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.

When you have 17 different versions of DOOM, but you still can't write your name.

If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone with modem and fax option.

If you know that NORTON UTILITY isn't a power company.


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Where's the Basset Hound and the shot gun?



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LOL :nuts:

hehehe ah well was worth a try. Though I did get the :nuts: but I don't recall getting a NO!! Sooooooooo the hopes are not down yet.


ahhhh sometimes I have way too much time on my hands :rolleyes:

I cant believe he is just sitting on the phone and yakking while takin a dump outside!!

I could have sworn that was the guy living downstairs from me in while i was in wildwood NJ about 8 years ago for the summer lol...

I'll never forget the time we had to move a fridge up and he was called on to lend a hand, the guy was filthy beyond any imagination and said

"dammit, I'm going to get all dirty and i just took a shower!"
we were all laughing our heads off for at least 10 minutes
I am rather gald however he didn't take his shits on the porch..

this is your brain on meth ...

talk about an out house w/out the house ::-|