T'was The Night Before X-Mas.....
 

just a little somethign to get into the spirit of things


T'was the night before X-Mas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse

With mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I settled down
With a nice piece of ass

When out on roof
There was such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter

And out on the roof
I saw a big dick
I knew at the moment
It must be St-Prick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew at the moment
The fat fucker fell

He fille dall our stockings
With dudes and beer
And a big rubber dick
for my brother... the QUEER!!

He then went up the chimeny
With a thunderous fart
The son-of-a-bbitch
Blew the chimeny apart

He cursed and he swore
As he road out of sight
"PISS ON YOU ALL!!!
AND ALL A HELL-OF-A-NIGHT!!!"