Favorite way to get off
 

I would have to say tappin it doggystyle

I usually toss off to amateur porn flicks :)

I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

Wow, that is some pretty creative wanking :D

WOW...I had always heard if you are a virgin and you jerked off with fried bologna you werent a virgin anymore...anyone ever tested this theory??

I am also a big fan of the reverse cowgirl....Depending on how nice of an ass she has...

I've heard of lukewarm liver packed in a large glass, but I've never tried it myself...

:D

Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

B

try a baby turtle

Black Dog, you're one sick PUPPY! And I love ya for it!!! :)

My favourite way?? With company . . . after that, I'm not too picky, as long as it feels goooooooooooood!

Same as every other warm blooded Canadian male

oven mitts - spatchula - KY Jelly and a Shop Vac while listening to the Ron Stewart show

geez guys

You are all in need of professional help :)

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services :D

professional mental or professional sexual

well, i loooove to masturbate!! shit i cant help myself. yesterday i did it 5 times, not in a row tho. but lol all i use is my poket rocket and a finger, just a lil bit tho. not really into stinkin shit up in there right now. i did see a dildo designed for first timers that looked like something i could handle. and i get lots of porn in my email so thats about all i do to get off. :blush: :blush:


-Izzy :D

This Banana up MY ASS! :eek:

nothing like a warm banana in the morning to get ya going!!!

Barry a gerballing man are ya, lol!! NICE. Now I know where those TO gerbil clubs got started!