so Im watching this program about Sea life
 

and these Whales come up.. so far so good, incredible animals.

Then they come to the mating part.

The female was floating belly up to "protect" her err... "pussy" from being penetrated...

nothing strange here.. Until 5 male whales did the same and literally shot out their humongous penises in the air trying to get her...

These penises was as thick as big human arms if not bigger and was 3.5 meters in lenght... looked like gigantic tentacles..

I still love whales, but that was a bit... weird.

hehe.

Gotta love fucking Nature programs on tv. ;)

:D ...I think their penises go with their huge bodies...lol

Shouldn't it be the same for humans? http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/r...xxrotflmao.gif

"You an me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel."

I can't remember what the song is called or the band though. I just remember the tune and that lyric. :bonk:


They were probably all extremely horny because don't they mate like only every couple of years or something like that? Afterall, they can't use their flippers to jerk themselves off.



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meanie!

Panky you do know that 1 in 3 woman use them to pluck their eye brows with those sort of tools.. and well yeah sure a guy would need them only if he had to the night before jump out of the neighbours bed and leap a 6 foot fence 3am when the husbane returns home from night-shift.

:p U think it wold be ....:D

That's Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang ... LOL :D

It's a known fact that dolphons are frequent masturbators. They don't need hands cuz they do it by rubbing against other dolphins and even humans.

Re: so Im watching this program about Sea life
 

That`s weird!
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