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How to build a web page in 25 steps
How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps
Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes. Think about what you want to write on your Web page ~ 6 weeks. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ~ 20 minutes. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site ~ 1 minute. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ~ 4 days. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again ~ 25 minutes. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do ~ 15 minutes. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there ~ 4 hours. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software ~ 1 minute. Try to horizontally line up two related images ~ 6 hours. Remove one of the images ~ 10 seconds. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone ~ 4 hours. Download a counter from your ISP ~ 4 minutes. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10" ~ 3 hours. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text ~ 8 hours. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP ~ 40 minutes. Accidentally delete your complete web page ~ 1 second. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server ~ 3 weeks. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP ~ 30 minutes. Download FTP software ~ 10 minutes. Call your friend again ~ 15 minutes. Upload your web page to your ISP's server ~ 10 minutes. Connect to your site on the web ~ 1 minute. Repeat any and all of the previous steps ~ eternity. |
WOW! I never realized just how easy it is to build a site... with these tips I can really streamline my work process!!
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LMAO!!!
I hope you're making the rounds to all the boards with this one, 'cause you have nailed it right in the funny bone! |
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