How To Get A Life!
 

How to Get a Life



It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones.

Difficulty Level: Hard Time Required: Years

Here's How:

Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).

Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

"Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name"

that could be a tough one for me :D

This is the tough one for me ... "Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room."
Seeing as how I live with Kre8t0r and we met in a chatroom...and I dont' go out with anyone else... :p

"Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards."

They still make these? :bonk:


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"Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address. "

There are people with no emails....
:confused: ;)

Re: How To Get A Life!
 

You mean some people actually have real friends they can touch?!? Wow! :eek:

Djeezus, it reeks of Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

:D

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HAHAHAHA I sometimes wonder this myself FB.... All my friends have names that I am SURE aren't on their birth certificates and some of them i dont' even know what they look like hehehe