High Tech Outlaws
 

High Tech Outlaws



Son of SIMM: His random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard.

Billy the CAD: Fastest drawing program in the West.

Pretty eBay Floyd: Modern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms.

Bugsy C++-gul: A good coder gone bad.

Ted Bondi Blue: Set out to write a virus to attack Power Macs and iMacs but switched to PCs when he discovered VBScript.

James URL Ray: Assassinated the leader of the 32-bit color coalition.

Hack the Ripper: Brutally rips MP3s and burns them to CDs. Displays total disregard for copyright laws.

SCSI Borden: Gave her mother 40 Macs.

John Dellinger: Escaped from prison brandishing a Latitude carved from soap.

John WAN Gacy: Your child's worst nightmare: A network administrator, a basement, and a clown suit.