Kids say the darndest things
 

A kindergartener told his teacher he had found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed.

"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

:bonk:

It was time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,

"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,

"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
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thats some funy shit:D

LOL - very cute :)

lol......that's cute and really funny :D

My kids are going to be big enough to do some of these things soon.

:tomato:

Maybe i'll stay away from public gatherings with them for a few years... :xhappy:

haha! cool:blush:

kids
 

Aren't they cute at that age, but they grow up so quickly and things aren't so cute anymore

Thanks for the giggle!!!:bonk: