Murphys Laws of Sex
 

It's been awhile since I have given you something to laugh about... Been really busy, not ignoring you all. Sorry, I will try to post more often...again

Murphy's Laws of Sex



Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.


Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.


Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.


A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.


It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


Don’t say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don’t say no.


A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.


Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.


Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.


Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.


Don't do it if you can't keep it up

These are really nice but for most of them I don't see in what way they could be related to Murphy and his law.

I will abide by these laws, Ma'am.