Idiot's Guide to Sex
 

Idiot's Guide to Sex



If she says she is a virgin that doesn't mean she is from a state in the South.

Silence doesn't mean your performance leaves her speechless.


If you're going to call out a name make sure it's the right one.


Choking the chicken is not something done at farms.


Spanking the monkey is not something done at zoos.


No one in junior high is 18, even if they're wearing a lot of make-up.


You don't need a passport to French kiss.


If your partner asks you to wear a leather mask it does not mean that it is Halloween.


Safe sex does not mean she has an airbag attached to her.


Spermicide is not made by Raid.


The clap doesn't mean she is applauding your performance.

lolz...very true and thanks for sharing!

I would definitely remember this one "If you're going to call out a name make sure it's the right one" ;)

i loved the one with safe sex...........
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Re: Idiot's Guide to Sex
 

They just keep on getting better and better.. Thanks for the laugh =)

Have a great day!

cool, great stuff to start the day! thanks...

I have advanced my sexual proficiency by reading the guide!