What she says and what he hears
 

What a woman says:

This place is a mess!
C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!


What a man hears:

blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW!

Well guys, do you recognize yourselves in that? :bonk:

Actually you could probably condense that to just...

NO CLOTHES, RIGHT NOW and we would be good to go :)

Andy

yes, you're right :D