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Funbrunette

10-13-2004 08:58 PM

So I rented this porn movie...

And damn was it hot! :drool: But I have one major complaint! WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!! I'm like, ok want to see new people....lol Am I the only one to feel this way? :confused:

*For the record I've never watched a porno movie before and I only had sex after I was married (and only once To make a baby)! :angel:

Don Soporno

10-13-2004 11:15 PM

yea once I see how they look doing somehtiung then its either time to move to a different position or different scene altogether

Panky

10-13-2004 11:22 PM

I always got bored with some of the scenes as well. Maybe it's the cheesy music. :nuts: I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. :rolleyes: LOL!

Torn Rose

10-14-2004 12:13 AM

lol, I'm to the point I can't watch a porn unless I know the people in the movie or I am the one in the movie or made the movie.

monaro

10-14-2004 05:04 AM

I wish I was making a baby right now!

Zappu

10-14-2004 05:13 AM

Quote:

WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!!

Because it's to expensive to get two more scenes on the DVD :)

XXXPhoto

10-14-2004 05:28 AM

Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!

Funbrunette

10-14-2004 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panky
I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. :rolleyes: LOL!

That's SOOOOOOO true....lol :xthumbs:

Feynman

10-15-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!

Yup ! It even satisfy the fetish of cum-hating women un-soiling themselves from all this yucky sperm. They watch facials at reverse high speed !

They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "

:bonk:

Ounique

10-15-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Feynman
They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "

:bonk:

Okay, that was perhaps one of the strangest things I've ever seen posted on a message board. Feynman, I applaud you.

Ounique

10-15-2004 07:26 PM

You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!

Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs. :eek:

chilihost

10-16-2004 02:13 AM

And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???

Funbrunette, its good that you are not jaded to porn...it IS a good sign!

cheers,
Luke

monaro

10-16-2004 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ounique
You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!

Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs. :eek:

G'day Don, Did you star in a porno? Which ones?
I'll have to go rent some to find you now!

the New Shemp

10-16-2004 09:32 PM

no scene should last for more than 7 minutes...

thruma

10-16-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monaro
I wish I was making a baby right now!

lol

Vid Vicious

10-17-2004 04:07 AM

eww you watch porn ?

Ounique

10-18-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chilihost
And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???

cheers,
Luke

Click Here for more info on that movie and the other fine films of this company. I think you need to scroll down towards the bottom. You can find the DVD on many of your usual online DVD companies, just do a web search. And no, monaro, I'm not the star. I'm only in a few scenes, but it's pretty funny. I also did the score for several of the movies you'll see on that page. Vampire Obsession, PLEASURES OF A WOMAN, SIN SISTERS, and if you buy DR JEKYLL & MISTRESS HYDE you'll get a bonus soundtrack CD of my music. :)

File this under "things I didn't know about Don" LOL!!!

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