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Evil Chris 11-15-2004 08:51 AM

Monday morning joke
 
Got one? Post it! Here's mine...


A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine", then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine", she says, "Then you could at least fix the steps to the fron door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps." He says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours and starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," He asks, "How'd all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."

He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!!!"

monaro 11-15-2004 09:02 AM

Re: Monday morning joke
 
:D Very funny....

I shall not post the url, but there is one place
which has got a football joke today that is a must read. You know the one.. the yellow one that is #1

McAttack 11-15-2004 12:42 PM

Yellow pages?
:D

Well then, time to go read this #1 yellow page... while wearing my viking helmet.

soulboy 11-15-2004 01:35 PM

ha,ha,ha that saw funny . I alway go to www.rudefun when i want to see some funny pictures

Crak_JMan 11-15-2004 02:00 PM

Combien de newfie ca prends pour changer une ampoule???

5, un dans l'escabeau qui tiens l'ampoule pis 4 qui tourne l'escabeau ... HAHAHA

monaro 11-15-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McAttack
Yellow pages?
:D

Well then, time to go read this #1 yellow page... while wearing my viking helmet.


McAttack :) How did you find that football joke?

Sorry Evil Chris I just didnt want to copy and paste it.

nanda 11-15-2004 04:57 PM

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!:D :rofl:


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