X Nations

X Nations (http://www.xnations.com/index.php)
-   General Webmaster Business and Discussions (http://www.xnations.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2)
-   -   First of the Christmas Jokes Here (http://www.xnations.com/showthread.php?t=9849)

TheLegacy 11-29-2004 02:27 PM

First of the Christmas Jokes Here
 
A family is sitting around the supper table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of penises are there?"

The mother surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, like women, men go through phases, too. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard with it's sturdy acorns. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls just hang there for decoration!"

Funbrunette 11-29-2004 02:37 PM

:rofl: Good one!

monaro 11-29-2004 02:40 PM

Very funny :D

sweet7 11-29-2004 03:18 PM

LOL!

kaustic 11-29-2004 03:41 PM

hahahahaha

j0el 11-29-2004 05:29 PM

Mouahahahahhahaha

I have to remember that one for our XMas parties

FeTiShLaDy 12-01-2004 06:44 AM

i've read this somewhere and still makes me laugh when reading it...great one dude!:D

Panky 12-01-2004 08:31 AM

LOL! Good one! :D

Jasun 12-02-2004 04:20 PM

hahahahahahah

dimple 12-02-2004 09:11 PM

really funny!!!!

:bonk:

nanda 12-02-2004 09:21 PM

:rofl: :rofl: That was a great joke!!LOL!!

TheLegacy 12-03-2004 09:49 AM

hm.. just thought, Wonder if Mrs. Santa and Mr. Santa ever did the mile high club in the sleigh??

foxylady 12-03-2004 01:31 PM

lol, very funny :D


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:04 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
2013 - xnations.com