chocolate
 

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > >>>
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
> > >>>

remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

hahahaha, some of this rings so true for me!
I learned chocolate is the easiest way to gain forgiveness when relating tot he wife!

yeah chocolate has been my best friend for a numberof years
lol

mmm Oceania covered in chocolate *drools* :p

Chocolate is the way to my heart! :hungry:

chocolates takes away depression...& that's so true to me :)