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oceania

12-09-2004 05:38 AM

REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

monaro

12-09-2004 06:37 AM

Rudolph? no way... Good theory though =)

:whip

trishie

12-09-2004 07:01 AM

now thats a thought :)

Panky

12-09-2004 07:43 AM

Re: REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time

Quote:

Originally posted by oceania

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

LOL! :D

Funbrunette

12-09-2004 08:51 AM

Rudolph was a chick?!? :confused:

Gruntled

12-09-2004 09:14 AM

Tranny?

Panky

12-09-2004 09:55 AM

I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

Funbrunette

12-09-2004 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

LMAO!!!! :bonk:

oceania

12-09-2004 10:52 AM

maybe we should leave chocolate for them
and a copy of the sex diet book for Mr & Mrs Santa

thruma

12-09-2004 02:39 PM

Re: REMEMBER This at CHRISTMAS Time

Quote:

Originally posted by oceania

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

lol

thruma

12-09-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

another lol

this thread made me laugh today when I needed a good laugh

:bonk:

FeTiShLaDy

12-10-2004 06:57 AM

ok..i'll remember that...;)

ocho-ocho

12-10-2004 08:13 AM

pimpin raindeers...nice niche!

TheLegacy

12-10-2004 10:29 AM

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oceania

12-10-2004 10:32 AM

lol nice Robert :)

TheLegacy

12-10-2004 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oceania
lol nice Robert :)

as long as I can put a flushed smile on one pair of your lips today - then my work is done

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