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Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-25-2005, 08:14 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Fat joke. A man walks in to the country...

Fat joke.

A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks "what size are you?" "I dunno" replies the man. Well the clerk tells him to go out back...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-22-2005, 06:36 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Joke, as usual. A salesman rang the door...

Joke, as usual.


A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, ''Yes.'' The salesman said, ''Well, can I see him please?''...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-19-2005, 04:37 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Lesbian joke. A woman walks into her...

Lesbian joke.

A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The doctor replies, “Now that is the...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-15-2005, 05:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Joke, as usual. This elderly lady went to...

Joke, as usual.

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-13-2005, 06:56 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Hello, my dearest webmasters! We have...

Hello, my dearest webmasters!

We have finally changed moving to new hosting and we're up again and been already tested on our own traffic.

So, there is what we have for this moment.

Things...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 03-16-2005, 09:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Fat joke. A couple had been married 10...

Fat joke.

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, ''Hey honey, you're getting...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 03-11-2005, 08:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
More jokes? Here they are. A little old...

More jokes? Here they are.

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 03-09-2005, 11:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
I am really glad that among webmasters there so...

I am really glad that among webmasters there so many charming ones. I have found several ideas of origin of International Women's Day (even that that date was chosen because of Purim) but for me it...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 03-03-2005, 08:03 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Hello, dear webmasters. Certain part of our...

Hello, dear webmasters.

Certain part of our today FHGs content is made with hidden bath cam, so I offer you the following joke.



Two male priests are having baths in different tubs next...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 02-26-2005, 07:34 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Joke, as usual. One day there was a big lady...

Joke, as usual.

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 02-18-2005, 10:39 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Dear webmasters! Today is 6 months since I...

Dear webmasters!

Today is 6 months since I have been working for MovieRevenue (http://MovieRevenue.com) partnership program. It was a great experience to me, working with high professionals - our...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 02-16-2005, 06:10 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Happy St.Sponsor's Day!!!

Hello, my dear friends.

I've just returned from Florida. 70 to 30 Farenheit is pretty shocking. But I've really enjoyed it.
Anyway, back to work. There is what I'm ready to offer you for this...
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 02-01-2005, 09:43 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 7,942
Posted By Optic
I like the belt buckle on the first pic....

I like the belt buckle on the first pic. Although, I like more "real" Lara's shapes. ;)

http://www.tombraider.com/wallpapers/7_800x600.jpg
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 02-01-2005, 09:16 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,652
Posted By Optic
Re: Saturday!

"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work; but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God; in it thou shalt not do any work" (Ex. 20:8-10).
...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 01-31-2005, 08:50 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Queens of Lesbia

Joke.


A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. After a couple of sips, he looks up and sees a woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He calls the landlord over and says he'd like to buy the...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 01-24-2005, 09:43 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Not for sale

Joke.

Woman comes to a sex-shop to buy a dildo herself.
- I would like to take this green one, this blue and that red. How much will it be?
- $20 for green, $40 for blue and the red one is not...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 01-17-2005, 06:40 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Yo mama

Joke (beleive, no one will be abused).

Yo momma's so fat,

- she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
- when she steps on the...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 01-10-2005, 06:29 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Green-a-deers

Salut, mes camrados!

New year - new galleries for one the of oldiest site with the real mature convert: MaturePornClips (http://maturepornclips.com).
30 FHG, example can be viewed here...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 12-29-2004, 09:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Pink Xmas

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I believe that you have already explored your xmas stockings and do really enjoy your holidays.
Our program wishes you to be no less success than in 2004,...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 12-23-2004, 08:26 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,223
Posted By Optic
Thumbs up MovieRevenue: FHG base update

Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's start with a joke.

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What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad...
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