[MorganGrayson]

Ah...I love it when a memory surfaces....

I had a crush on the actor that played "Dr. Loveless" on the old "Wild, Wild West" show when I was a little kid. I'd managed to stay up and catch him on the "Tonight Show" and thought he was so bright, so funny. He had a wonderful ability to laugh at himself. I was so grief stricken when he died.

Years later, as an adult, I was in the grocery store, my mind wandering as it usually does, when a very small man came into my field of vision. A very small, very handsome man, in a three piece suit. He was a midget, not a dwarf, as he was perfectly formed, just very short. My face must have reflected the very aroused thoughts I had about said handsome man, because *his* face lit up. I felt so absolutely beautiful at that moment. Also a little awkward for having had the hornies for a man in the grocery store. We both blushed a little, then passed each other, having brightened each other's day considerably.

So that's my one and only experience with "midget sex."

It's also on my list of "missed moments that I sort of regret." We would have been quite a collection of niches...but I do wonder what would have happened...if....