[montrealpornking]

you should have given her your friend's phone number and when she called he would have answered Department of Homeland Security how can I help you ?
Once she would have asked for you, your friend would have said hold on, let me check.
After a few seconds comes back on the phone and says, Yes I see he's been detained on terrorism charges earlier today and he's phone is forwarded to this line until the investigation is over so we can monitor his contacts oversees. Who are you and what business do you have with him ?
At that point I think FB would have hung up the phone.
Your friend calls her back and says Mamm you know we have caller ID at level 6 security posting don't you ? Now I repeat my question who are you and what business do you have with him or do I have to send delta team 5 for extraction so we can ask you these questions face to face in Washington?
At that point I think EC would have had to pick her up off the floor.

Sorry FB but it's just to good and it's 4:36 AM Saturday morning so I had to make something up to keep myself amused.