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Originally posted by MorganGrayson


That beats my favorite "pharmacist" story.

My sweet, endearing, impossibly innocent mother wanted to purchase her children new pairs of rainwear shoe coverings. So...she approached the pharmacist and in a voice that echoed enquired "where do you keep the rubbers?"

My father slammed a hand over his mouth and flung himself backwards down a different aisle to try and sifle the hysterical laughter.

The local pharmacist, who had known my mother for a very long time, regarded her in silence for a second, smiled...and pointed her to the galoshes.

Years later, my mother forced her gynecologist to write this same pharmacist a note explaining why she was being put on birth control pills. (Hormone regulation.) See, my father was doing his first tour of duty in Vietnam and respectable wives whose husbands are away do not require birth control pills...unless....

My Dad would have howled at the speculum story, Vid.
My mother wouldn't have understood it.

LOL .. my partner and I had a good laugh about it this morning .. Cus right after I asked .. I tryed to explain what it was .. And believe or not I m a pretty shy guy out in public .. So i had a low talking voice .. Making a V shape with my hands .. and look squarely into his eyes and said " you know .. to see a woman PUSSY better"

Turns out all I had to do was call my good friend Slim and borrow one of his ... LOL