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 I have good news...and I have bad news.
 The good news is that you wonderful people reduced me to happy tears at a time when I most needed it.  (My physical pain has blown the top off the "10 Scale" and I'm now in the Guiness Book of World Records.)  I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
 
 The bad news is that my birthday is actually April 23rd, which makes me a Taurus.  I don't know how it became public as being on Valentines Day.
 
				__________________Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
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