Old Italian guy...but then he retired and I couldn't find another old italian guy. So I tried one of those, umm, salon thingies. It was the first time I ever got my haircut by a woman (at least professionally).
She took out a tiny pair of scissors and started to cut...she only used a pair of really tiny scissors...it took 2 hours before she was done (did I mention she only used the tiny scissors? For the whole damn time?).
That was the last salon I visited. Luckily I ended up going with a woman that knew how to cut hair...so...problem solved.
