See... I used to go to the Italian barbershop. I'd get Bruno to do it because he was the only one who knew what the hell he was doing.
But many times I'd get there and Bruno would be busy with someone. Meanwhile there's another barber willing to take me on, and even waving me over.
So do I tell him I'm waiting for Bruno and risk an offer I can't refuse?
Or do I go ahead and get the worst haircut of my life?
It's starting to sound like something out of a Seinfeld episode, but it's true! So at least now I can call and make an appointment with the person who I know will do the job right.
Guile... I may be going grey... but the hair is all there!
