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Originally posted by domtheboy
My all time favourite - coming home pissed from a night out was walking through the bus station. Scruffy looking guy asked me for a cigarette. Said sorry mate, I don't smoke, but assuming he was homeless I said, I got some money you can have.
His reply ?
I'm not homeless mate, I just want a cigarette 
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This is why you Brits have such a reputation for being so terribly polite.
I'm assuming the bus station didn't provide those handy machines from which one can purchase cigarettes....