"I told you", said Dick to Louise,
"Not to wash for a month, if you please.
I prefer hanky panky
With you when you're manky
And smelling of over-ripe cheese."
.....
She farted a deafening earful
And gave me (I guess) a whole rearful
While giving her head.
It invaded the bed
With a pungency horribly fearful.
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