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Originally posted by Funbrunette
I won't get into details, but warm whip cream mixed with body fluids is NASTY! To this day I still can't eat whip cream 
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*agonized groan*
Oh, FB, you had the "real whipped cream" fiasco, too? When my husband and I were younger, we thought whipped cream would be a good idea, too. Aerosol can, loads of fun. Then...later...lying there sniffing the air and realizing...real cream on hot bodies SOURS so fast. *sigh* We ended up airing the room and stripping the entire bed and doing laundry at 2:00 AM. Luckily, we thought it was funny as hell.
We lowered our sites to Cool Whip thereafter.
As far as food and sex, the first and best had to be the banana.
Inserted then eaten out.
Vegetables are legendary for being used as dildos. The absolute best is an ear of corn. All the little bumpy kernals, you see.