Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
Paul Smecker: First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling SISSIES leaked this to the press. That's all we need right now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be two superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me kill the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just so happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these guys. All we know is what we got from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, huh, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been serial crushed by some huge friggin' guy.
Boondock Saints 1999
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