[TheLegacy]

One foggy night, a Montreal fan was heading south from Quebec and a Toronto fan was driving north from Ontario.

While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Toronto fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Montreal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Toronto fan walks over to the Montreal fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Montreal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Toronto fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Montreal fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Montreal fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Montreal fan hands it back to the Toronto fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Toronto fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."