wish I could, but to be honest, my day is stinks too.
masturbation might help. okay.. let me try a good joke on you
guy goes into the pharmacy and asks for a condom and insecticides - the pharmacist says, "don't you mean condom and spermicide?" - the guy replies, "no a condom and insecticide, my wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it!!!"
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