Well, Chicago Cubs have long suffering fans too! The only thing good about hockey (and I love the game) is that during the lockout I became a UK football fan. Manchester United would mean nothing to me had it not been for a huge opening in my sports watching schedule.
However, if we get Smyth that would help. And....if, like Superman we could fly into outer space and reverse the rotation of the Earth...well then we could go back in time and find a way to lure Grezky.... ahhh forget it...
But Smyth would help!