Its kind of funny when I got to maimi at 4am I stopped at a gas station to get directions in miami to the hotel, there was a cabby getting gas, I asked him where the westin radison was, he then began chewing me out, because I had a map laying on the dashboard, don't you stupid tourist know that, that map sticks out like sign that says, I am a tourist please rob me. I looked at him and said" oh damn can I have your florida plates, because mine say missouri" He then pointed to a large hotel with a hole in the middle said, go down this road, over the draw bridge and turn left you cant miss it..
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