Adopt a kid? YES
Skydive? YES
Go to China? YES
Ride the
Top Thrill Dragster? DUNNO WHAT IT IS BUT YES
Open a paysite? NO
Have more than 4 kids...On purpose? NO
Give $1,000 to a homeless stranger? NO
Give $1,000 to me?

NO
Swim with sharks? NO
Attend every adult biz show for one year? YES
Secretly take pics of someone naked? YES
Anonomously pload naked pics of yourself? YES
Tell someone over 60 to Fuck Off? NO
Lie to your grandmother? NO
Accidently hit a car and then drive away without leaving a note? YES
Participate in the Polar Bear swim? DUNNO WHAT THAT IS???
Blame your spouse for something you did to cover your own ass? YES
