[Rochard]

You know what pisses me off?

I was at Target last night. I was looking at DVDs for sale on an "end cap" (end of the aisle?) and I was about six feet away from the DVDs. This woman - a rather large woman I might add - decided to stand between me and the DVDs while she decided what line she would go into to check out. She stood there for thirty seconds while I just stared at her (huge) ass.

Finally I loudly said "excuse me but how long do plan on do you plan on blocking my view". Every one turned and looked at me and she said "excuse me?" I said - loudly again - "I was standing here looking at the DVDs when you walked in front of me and just stood there like a deer in headlights who can't decide which direction to trot off to. I'm waiting for you to move so I can continue enjoying my shopping".

The look on her face was priceless.

But it was just annoying as hell. She couldn't see me looking at the DVDs?

Does this woman drive on the same street as me?