[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by cool1
Man goes into a bar

A man goes into a bar. On his shoulders, a beautiful parrot on the left and a grey cat on the right. "Yes Sir?" says the barman, "what can I get you?" "Pint of lager for me, gin and tonic for the parrot, and Baileys for the cat". "Coming up, that'll be 4.60". At which the cat mutters "I'm not paying,I'm not paying,I'm not paying." The man pays, they drink up and leave.

The next day, the threesome go into the bar again. "Yes Sir?" says the barman, "what can I get you?" "Pint of lager for me, gin and tonic for the parrot, and Baileys for the cat". "Coming up, that'll be 4.60". At which the cat mutters "I'm not paying,I'm not paying,I'm not paying." The man pays, they drink up and leave. The third day, the threesome go into the bar again. "Yes Sir?" says the barman, "what can I get you?" "Pint of lager for me, gin and tonic for the parrot, and Baileys for the cat". "Coming up, that'll be 4.60". At which the cat mutters "I'm not paying,I'm not paying,I'm not paying." The man pays, they drink up and go to leave. "Hang on a moment," says the barman, "how did you get those two?"

"Well, I was shipwrecked on a desert island, and one day I found an old lamp on the beach. I rubbed it, and a genie popped out! He granted me three wishes."

"What did you ask for?"

"First I asked to be transported back home"

"Second I asked to be made wealthy"

"Third, I asked for an exotic bird with a tight pussy, but this wasn't what I had in mind..."