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Old 12-17-2002, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old woman, genie and the cat
An old woman saved a Genie's life. To repy this the Genie promised to grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. "Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. Afterall, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The Genie turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the Genie said their goodbyes.

After the Genie left, the handsome man (old cat) strolled over to her and said, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutured?"
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