Slightly overweight WM, age unknown, ISO females of all races and sizes for lapsitting, reindeer games and other activities. No BBWs unless lapsitting rights are waived. Must be evil, naughty, nasty, kinky or at least willing to pretend. No GS/WS while lapsitting please! No little people! I HATE elves. Must be between the ages of 18 and dead. Successful applicants must provide nude photos and write a 500 word essay entitled "Why I Like Getting Red Cheeks".
Evil Kris