[Mister X]

I predict that when the truth is finally known it will be a hell of a lot scarier than the matrix!

I also predict that internet porn purveyors shall become like unto gods, as the traditional means of having sex disappear and the self-fullfilment of sexual urges becomes the only acceptable alternative. Babies will be born completely outside of the human body. All forms of contact between 2 persons will become "bad touching" unless duly licensed and regulated and done in front of witnesses for the state. All males will be known as George and all females will be known as Georgie. Birthdays will become illegal because referring to a person's "birth" will be a great obscenity under the eyes of the God President of the World Republic. George Orwell will become known as the master of the comic understatement. He will also become a saint in the Exalted Temple Of the Church of the New Right because his name was George. George Washington will take the place of St. Peter as the keeper of the Gates of Heaven because his name was George and his second name was that of the Holy Washington. The Gates of Heaven will be located in the near vicinity of the place formerly called Bethesda Maryland, and since renamed to Cheneyville, because the God President has made a firm commitment that his worshipful subjects shall be entitled to a heaven on Earth. The Gates of Hell shall be kept by the Archdemon Clinton of The Little Rocks and they shall be located near unto the armpit of the world known as Alberta to prior generations, in the formerly unconverted heathen region known previously as Canada, and presently known as Rumsfeld. The population of hell shall be near unto 1000 times the population of heaven but that will be aceptable because only people who fail to live up to the World Republican ideals will be sent there.




See? I told you it would be scarier than the Matrix