I loved that movie!
As for the money thing, well as long as they have enough to at least pay their own share of dinner half the time. I hate having to pay all the time
It's nice if they call when they say they will. (Can you tell I have issues

Don't complain all the time.
Smell nice (that's important)
Don't expect me to drive all the time
See it's not really a long list at all.