_ED:
You are correct sir! Evil Chris is giving handjobs to all the winners today... Please RSVP with FunB at noon Saturday Feb 29th...
EDIT: Yes dammit Lee... I was posting reply to _ED and you snuck that in on me... NO HANDJOB for you... lmao
This one is still unanswered:
"What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than the trees, sinking deep below your sight, dying in the harsh sunlight?"