I'm a HUGE dog lover, so when I found this I HAD to post it!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful." -Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went." -Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy
Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love we
can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made." -M. Facklam
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James
Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all
kinds of late breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially
urgent, are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry
"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog."-Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow.They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
