As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
Hehehehe! Have a good one everyone!
