You know, me and my friends were coming in from a night at the leather bars when we stopped at a 7-11 for late night munchies. My friend Chris went in and when he walked up to the counter he noticed that the girl kept staring at his chest. Now, when we're all dressed up for a night out we're used to getting looks so it didn't bother him at first, but the fact that she couldn't seem to take her eyes off of his chest started to make him feel a little strange. Then he looked down and realized that he was wearing the t-shirt that he had just bought earlier in the day that read, in big bold letters... I LOVE COCK!!!
