Actually, I work for a company that has a lot of stupid people that make much more $$ than I.
My job is (in addition to other tasks) to fix everything that they fuck up, and build cool internet applications that they can take full credit for.
Their question "I did a modification to the SQL, my statement was 'UPDATE database_here SET credit_card_number = XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX' But I don't think it worked..."
My response: "Well, I'm sure it worked and you will make all but 1 of our users VERY happy"
Idiots.