Re: I Am So Lucky!
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Originally posted by Easton
this afternoon and tomorrow, i will be shooting TWO videos with this very gorgeous and famous pornstar... she flew in from LA last nite and i get to work with her all weekend
could this possibly be the coolest weekend of my life? i think so...
is Briana Banks next? stay tuned... 
here is her pic, can you guys recognize her? for those of you i already told, keep quiet! LOL
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Is that a tranny?
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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