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Ronaldo · 08-11-2003, 03:48 PM

Just wanted to say thanks to PlatinumBucks and Lover's Cash for the poker game in Miami. I had shit cards all night and was still leading my table until I played ONE bad hand. Oh well, it was still a blast.

Thought this joke was appropriate here:

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead
at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing
standing up.

Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is
my middle name, leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door.
The wife answers and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares : "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.

08-11-2003, 03:48 PM	#1
Ronaldo Ronaldo is only editing this because Chris is a jackass Xnations Voice of Reason Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,124 xBucks: 17,157	Miami Poker Game and a joke Just wanted to say thanks to PlatinumBucks and Lover's Cash for the poker game in Miami. I had shit cards all night and was still leading my table until I played ONE bad hand. Oh well, it was still a blast. Thought this joke was appropriate here: Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?" They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares : "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife. "I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.