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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a shot of tequila.
You have no idea how good I feel. 
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I'm betting you don't feel anything anymore, actually. Dead people usually don't.